Sure, But What About Their Mental Health?

Yahoo News story headline: Raw Food Vegans Thin But Healthy Study Finds.

Raw food vegetarians believe in eating only plant-derived foods that have not been cooked, processed, or otherwise altered from their natural state.

Wow. That’s not a diet. That’s corporal punishment. In the words of Homer Simpson: what, no ham? No bacon? No pork chops?

No word yet on the healthiness of the all-Slim Jim and Dr. Pepper diet.